Col. Tom Parker Running Obama's Campaign?

People around Elvis Presley have admitted that back in the 1950s, Col. Tom Parker (Elvis' manager, and not really a colonel) was planning to pay young women in the audience to scream for Elvis, until he supposedly found out that they were going to scream for him anyway.

Tom Parker is dead now, but is someone in Obama's campaign using the Parker approach and paying people to attend his rallies, to act excited, and to scream for him? I hope they'll stop and think about what this guy stands for, because if he were to get elected, then a lot more people would start screaming, and not because they're excited.